Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.

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(703): View more from Virginia

There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....

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(201): View more from New Jersey

yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left

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(973): View more from New Jersey

this is a time for prayers...seriously

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.

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(256): View more from Alabama

do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!

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(917): View more from New York City

The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.

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(630): View more from Illinois

we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same

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(615): View more from Tennessee

May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.

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