Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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