Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I queefed so loud it echoed.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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