I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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