Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.

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(925): View more from California

She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.

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(716): View more from New York

he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates

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(631): View more from New York

My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch

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(330): View more from Ohio

She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.

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(475): View more from Connecticut

So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?

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