Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.