It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
