are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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