We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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