so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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