Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
