Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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