Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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