If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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