Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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