You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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