Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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