You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i love accidental penises.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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