I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
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THE REISLING ATRACEX US
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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