we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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