Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I had to cum in my sink.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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