Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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