with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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