I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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