hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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