i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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