I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
