Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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