The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I pour the whiskey from now on
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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