love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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