A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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