just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
