I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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