We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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