Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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