Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.