Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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