I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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