I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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