no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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