Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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