the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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