So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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