Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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