I can't watch pbs sober anymore
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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