i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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