You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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