I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
How naked do you want me to be?
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