Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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