My brain says no but my pants say off.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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