Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just google imaged poop.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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