Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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