my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
do nipples grow back?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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