All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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