i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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