Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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