I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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