Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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