Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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