The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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