No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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