if you like me you must not know who I am
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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