i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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