i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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