No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Randomize